What IMF stands for really

Increasingly menial future

Indicates minus figures

Imploding millionaires freeload

Irish mercantile flap

Incomparably maligned finances

Interest maximises fix

I maintain failure

Ignored money fears

Inoperable moribund finances

Injection my foot

International media frenzy

Infamous marauding force

Invade! Massacre! Fillet!

I mean fury

I may fleece

Irish markets f***ed

Immolating my future

Imaginary money farrago

Incompetent ministers failed

I mean farce

Individuals! Mé féin!

Irish money freeze

Injure my funds

Instability must follow

Irish morale flattened

Interviewing monetary flakes

Independence mirage fades

Imperial Mammon fixers

Irish monetary fairytale

Impending meltdown forecast

Indentured monetary feudalism

Interlopers manipulate funds

It’s my finance (department)

Ireland: mega-flush

Ireland must fold

Injustice. Mayhem. Free cheese.

It’s madness, Fidelma!

Seán Kenny