You are a highly creative type of person, whose body and mind must be free to roam at all times. But instead of respecting your lateral-thinking brilliance, the cruel world puts one ridiculous, petty obstacle after another in your path. Everything seems to come with strings attached.
But why should one as lustrous and vivid as you have to put up with this bourgeois rubbish? And are you going to just sit there and take it? Why not make a start by taking a small knife and hacking off the cord that shackles your computer mouse? This will at least allow you to move one hand freely and creatively. Unfortunately it will also mean your creativity occurs in a vacuum, seeing as there will be no connection between your tail-less mouse and your screen.
Not anymore! With the new Cordless Mouse from Logitech, your hand can roam all around the room and every click will still count. It uses a standard AAA battery and radio technology, and does not require line-of-sight to your computer like some sort of ancient TV remote control.
And just think of the future - when your computer screen will be giant, wall-mounted and flat, and filled with multimedia content through a broadband connection. How will those imbecilic corded-mouse-using drones feel then? Ha - you will not care!
The Logitech Cordless Mouse, around £60 (€76 ), is available at computer equipment outlets.
