1. Status Keogh: Denim-clad Irish three-chord tricksters.

2. Alas! It's Morissette: Shrieking harpie pays homage to the lank-haired, caterwauling Canadian.

3. Kula Fakir: Indian group gets musical revenge on Crispian Mills for appropriating their culture. Climax sees fake Crispian impaled on a bed of nails and getting hot curry poured all over him.

4. D*Bitched: Begrudging tribute to the squeaky-clean Irish chart-toppers.

5. The Corr Blimeys: English band provides pale imitation of the pouting Dundalk lassies.

6. Imposter & Allen: Two fat beardy blokes don the leprechaun suits and sing a load of old ballads.

7. Celine Dion & The Belmonts: Featuring the Titanic theme done in a doo-wop style.

8. Garth Brookside: fictional Liverpudlian druggie Jimmy Corkhill dons the famous stetson for his rendition of I've Got Mates In Low Places, La' and Dopin' The Wind.

9. The Pretend Pretenders: Hits such as Special, Talk Of The Town and Don't Get Me Wrong, done with perfect Hynde-sight.

10. Cliff Richard Hell: Following Sir Cliff's recent subterfuge as Black Knight, here's a punky, Satanic twist on the usually pious persona. Hits include Livin' Voodoo Doll, Mistletoe & Slime and Congratulations You're Dead.