Once upon a time a spoon came over to Fire the Phoenix. He fainted on the floor for five hours. When he woke up he saw a million spoons and then he fainted again. When he woke up he saw a man holding a weird spoon and he screamed and ran away.
He went to Lil’ Timmy and Lil’ Timmy took him to Ice the Phoenix. After that, he saw Lil’ Timmy holding a spoon and he fainted again.
Then Fire the Phoenix, for the first time in 50 years, saw a fork. Fire said “Wow”.
He went to sleep and he woke up in a mental hospital and said “Why am I here?” The doctor replied, “Your friend brought you to a hospital thinking you were dead and now you’re here.”
“Another reason you’re here is you’re scared of forks and allergic to shoes,” said the doctor.
He confronts all the forks and spoons and he fights them all off but the king and queen of the spoons and forks capture Fire the Phoenix …
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