Peggy vs Mr Ducky: A story by 4th class, Scoil Eoin Phoil II Naofa, Offaly

Fighting Words 2019: 4th class, Scoil Eoin Phoil II Naofa, Tullamore, Co Offaly. Illustration by Philip Elliott

Peggy woke up in his house and he found out he had no legs. He panicked because he tried to jump out of bed and he fell over.

“Mum, I have no legs!”

“Don’t be silly.” Peggy’s mum didn’t believe him.

Later, Peggy saw Mr Ducky and it looked like he ate a lot.

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Mr Ducky said to Peggy, “Give me some burgers.”

Peggy took the legs off a chair and put them on where his legs used to be.

It began raining actual cats and dogs. A dog ran into the house and took his peg leg.

Peggy screamed, “Hey, get back here!”

Peggy’s mum chased the dog with her wooden spoon. While on the ground, Peggy made a diss track about Mr Ducky. Mr Ducky responded with a diss track of his own.

Peggy asked, “Do you wanna have a boxing match?”

Mr Ducky replied, “How about a dancing match?”

The dog with Peggy’s peg leg ran into the forest.

Mr Ducky and Peggy took two dogs and a cat and made them judges for the dance-off.

But the cat took Mr Ducky and ran off!

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