Track of the week:
Lukas Graham - Drunk in the Morning
Firstly, Lukas Graham isn't one man. Lukas Graham is a Danish group. Secondly, that first, bleaty 'Seven Years' single? Don't expect that again. Drunk in the Morning channels Maroon 5, but is perfectly pleasant. Imagine BBQ weather, and this blasting in your back garden, and you could do worse.
Heroes of the week
are Little Mix for this on-the-road update. Jesy told BBC Radio 1 that “it’s weird because we’re in each other’s pockets 24/7 anyway, regardless of whether we’re on tour or not. We’re kind of used to it. I mean, I don’t think I’ll ever get used to Perrie trumping on stage before we’re about to go in the air and I literally eat it.” It’s not just Perrie though. “We’ve all had the poos from catering. We don’t know why this is happening.”
Your weekly dose of popstar relationship advice comes via Nicki Minaj. She told Nylon that her beau doesn't want her to back down. "He would always say, 'You remind me of my mother, and I like that because you're like a dude. You're tough like a guy and you talk like a dude.' So I always got the sense that me being tough and bossy was a turn-on for him. And it's important for me to keep my voice. Being in a relationship shouldn't mean that you lose your voice. Being in a relationship should mean that you've met a secure-enough man to allow you, in a sense, to remain a queen."
Zero of the week is doing things for the 'gram, says Iggy Azalea. She told Schon: "You go to meetings, you sit down and they'll be like, 'Blah blah Twitter followers – this is how you could make more'. Those things annoy me so much because they're so f**king contrived. Who wants to fake-hang out with people to take pictures for Instagram so you can get more likes? It's just so fake."
