1. The smell of money (other people's).
2. Ronald MacBloody Donald.
3. The artistic boob (and boobs) of the Molly Malone statue.
4. The high expectations of buskers.
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5. The complete absence of public houses, and the bores who remind you of it.
6. Pale replicas of the Diceman.
7. People in my way.
8. Being stood up outside Bewley's (June 3rd, 1979, 7 p.m. Thanks, J.)
9. Small children having their grip on reality diminished by the Brown Thomas window display at Christmas.
10. Adults having their grip on reality diminished by the BT window displays for the rest of the year.
