Larry Gogan’s just-a-minute quiz: the answers that became part of Irish folklore

Hitler’s first name, the Taj Mahal, a bird with a long neck, and as happy as a...

Larry Gogan at RTÉ. Photograph: Eric Luke

Larry Name something you open other than a door
Caller Your bowels

Larry Name a jacket potato topping
Caller Jam

Larry What was Hitler's first name?
Caller Heil

Larry Gogan at RTÉ. Photograph: Eric Luke

Larry Where is the Taj Mahal?
Caller Opposite the dental hospital

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Larry Name something that flies that doesn't have an engine
Caller A bicycle with wings

Larry Name an occupation where you might need a torch
Caller Burglar

Larry What is the capital of France?
Caller F

Larry Name a bird with a long neck
Caller Naomi Campbell

Larry Who would use a shuttlecock?
Caller An astronaut

And one that never actually happened but was part of Brendan Grace's comedy routine
Larry Complete the catchphrase "as happy as…"
Caller A pig in shit