Members of Britain's most ambitious political party took to the air yesterday to urge voters to opt for "conflict free politics" and a state of "bubbling bliss". Three Natural Law party candidates swapped their business suits for jogging pants and rainbow T shirts to yogically fly across a central London hotel conference room. Smiling ecstatically, commodity traders Mr Bruno Darcy and Mr Morris Ahmed and designer Mr Ian Docker twitched, quivered, and squealed as they bounced fluidly towards a bank of giggling photographers.
They are among their party's 193 candidates - who all insist that yogic flying is the key to proper government" and a "happy, prosperous and problem free nation".