The Silver Castle, by Clive James (Picador, £5.99 in UK)

It's difficult to dislike Clive James, but distressingly easy to dislike his fiction. His fourth novel, a tart look at the Indian film industry which is set in Bombay, has been hailed as hilarious and ironic but strikes this reviewer as a cynical bonkbuster which is about as Indian as a jar of Patak's balti sauce. A plethora of local detail, overlaid with the inevitable layer of wry comment on same in the famously skewed James tradition, only serves to conjure up India as viewed through a travel programme - a Channel Four travel programme, admittedly, but still - and the end is awful enough to have come from one of the Hindi films James so scathingly satirises.