Madam, – I don’t understand the fuss over this issue. Bertie Ahern sitting in a cabinet with a load of vegetables – sure isn’t that how he passed much of his time as taoiseach? – Yours, etc,
Madam, – My first reaction on seeing our would-be president’s head in the kitchen press was that he was offering it up on a plate. – Yours, etc,
Madam, – The cupboard door opens, and the Áras door closes? – Yours, etc,