Madam, - The other day I received a Christmas card from a friend who lives in Mount Merrion. Puzzled that she had sent the card so early, I telephoned her.
She had not sent any Christmas cards yet. It was last year's card that had arrived.
This certainly brings new meaning to the phrase, "Post early for Christmas". - Yours, etc.,
JOHN DEACON, Kew Park, Lucan, Co Dublin.