"You used to play for a big club"
Manchester United fans to Liverpool's Paul Ince yesterday.
"What the ****'s that on your face?"
Liverpool fans to Peter Schmeichel, who was sporting a very attractive goatee.
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"Dwight Yorke, wherever you may be, you are the king of pornography, you stuck two fingers up at John Gregory, and now you're playing for MUFC."
Manchester United fans, to the tune of Lord Of The Dance.
"You are my Solskjaer, my Ole Solskjaer, You make me happy when skies are grey, And Alan Shearer, was 'so much' dearer, Oh please don't take Ole away."
Manchester United fans, to the tune of You Are My Sunshine, pay homage to the scorer of the winner in yesterday's FA Cup match.
