One of those G-U-B-U-esque sort of days at a US Open unfolded over the links terrain of Shinnecock Hills where the grotesque mingled with the unbelievable, all added with a touch of the bizarre and the unprecedented, to make for a concoction that was at times unpalatable and yet somehow impossible to resist.
Where this 118th edition of the old championship seemed set to be no more than a weekend coronation of Dustin Johnson, events on this expensive real estate on the tip of Long Island contrived to turn so called Moving Day into one of shifty manoeuvres and unlikely charges.
Daniel Berger and Tony Finau - who were like covert operatives stealing in when nobody was looking - started out 11 shots behind midway leader Johnson but the pair registered 66s (for three-over 213) and finished up in a four-way tie for the 54-lead, along with world number one Johnson and defending champion Brooks Koepka. Johnson stumbled to a 77, Koepka shot a 72.
And with Henrik Stenson claiming the course setup to be “silly . . . very much borderline if not over the edge,” and former British Open champion Zach Johnson adding his tuppence worth in suggesting, “We’re not on the edge. I thought we could be on the edge; but we’ve surpassed it,” the USGA was under enough fire for the setup without having to deal with a bizarre - unethical? - incident with Phil Mickelson, who intentionally swatted a moving ball on the 13th green.
Mickelson’s crusade towards some sort of golfing sainthood - on his 48th birthday, and serenaded onto greens by those massed in the grandstands - took a hit with an admittance that he intentionally hit the moving ball, an action which resulted in a two-shot penalty (breach of Rule 14-5) but not the sanction of disqualification as it wasn’t deemed to be a “serious” offence.
Andrew “Beef” Johnston, who was playing with Mickelson, suggested afterwards that the American had performed the action in a fit of pique but Mickelson himself claimed that he had done it on purpose, aware that it would result in a two shot penalty (he took eight strokes, including hitting the moving ball after his initial bogey putt ran by the hole, and then had a further two penalty strokes added).
“I’ve had multiple times where I wanted to do that. I just finally did it,” said Mickelson, who became a major character in the story of the third round even though he was (14 shots off the leaders) far removed from any involvement in the title’s ultimate destination.
For the first two rounds, Johnston had pulled the strings but, on a third day of competition, with flags in some difficult positions and the course firming up as the round progressed, the world number one struggled. Even before Johnson had set out, Berger and Finau were finished and had manoeuvred up the leaderboard into contention and, unbelievably, to share the lead by the end of the round.
A front nine of 41 strokes - with a double bogey and four bogeys - saw Johnson slip and stumble back to the chasers, yet he composed himself on the homeward run and had edged back into a one shot lead until a closing bogey for a 77 brought him back into a four-way tie.
The best 77 he’d ever shot? “Probably, yeah. For sure,” responded Johnson, adding: “It’s the US Open. It’s supposed to be tough. There was maybe only one or two flags that I felt like were maybe got a little dicey, but the rest of them were fine.”
Koepka, seeking to become the first player since Curtis Strange to successfully defend the title, remarked: “It was pretty tough from hole number one, starting. There was no break. I mean, you can’t lay off the gas pedal at all. You’ve just got to keep going, keep firing, play to your spots, play to the centre of the green . . . you start putting downhill, downwind, you’ve got no chance. But when it comes down to winning a US Open, you got to have some grit, some heart. I mean, I’ve won one, so why not win another?”
The quartet of Berger, Finau, Koepka and Johnson got to the same mark in quite different ways - two stealing in, the other two rolling up their sleeves and fighting a battle with an ever-firmer links - but head into the final round out of front, a shot ahead of Justin Rose who bogeyed his finishing hole and two clear of Stenson.
Collated third round scores & totals in the 118th US Open, Shinnecock Hills GC, Southampton, New York, United States of America (USA unless stated, par 70)
213 Dustin Johnson 69 67 77, Brooks Koepka 75 66 72, Tony Finau 75 72 66, Daniel Berger 76 71 66
214 Justin Rose(Eng)71 70 73
215 Henrik Stenson(Swe)71 70 74
216 Kiradech Aphibarnrat(Tha)76 72 68, Jim Furyk73 71 72, Patrick Reed 73 72 71
217 Charley Hoffman71 69 77, Brian Gay73 74 70, Ian Poulter (Eng) 69 72 76, Branden Grace (Rsa) 76 69 72, Tyrrell Hatton (Eng) 75 70 72, Dylan Meyer 77 69 71
218 Justin Thomas74 70 74, Xander Schauffele72 74 72, Zach Johnson 73 73 72, Bryson DeChambeau 76 69 73, Gary Woodland 79 69 70, Matthew Fitzpatrick (Eng) 73 70 75, Webb Simpson 76 71 71
219 Francesco Molinari(Ita)75 72 72, Tommy Fleetwood(Eng)75 66 78, Russell Henley 69 73 77, Ryan Fox (Nzl) 73 72 74, Paul Casey (Eng) 73 73 73, Scott Piercy 69 71 79, Russell Knox (Sco) 73 71 75
220 Brendan Steele72 73 75, Rafael Cabrera-Bello(Spa)73 71 76, Charles Howell III 71 72 77
221 Haotong Li(Chn)79 68 74, Steve Stricker73 75 73, Pat Perez 73 71 77, Alex Noren (Swe) 72 72 77, Marc Leishman (Aus) 74 69 78, Chris Naegel 73 73 75, Louis Oosthuizen (Rsa) 74 72 75, Brandt Snedeker 72 76 73, Jhonattan Vegas (Ven) 76 72 73, Matt Parziale (a) 74 73 74
222 Peter Uihlein75 72 75, Bill Haas76 72 74, Sam Burns 71 76 75, Matthieu Pavon (Fra) 71 77 74, Brian Harman 74 70 78, Patrick Cantlay 75 71 76, (a) Luis Gagne (Crc) 73 74 75
223 Aaron Baddeley(Aus)74 72 77, Dean Burmester(Rsa)75 73 75, Jason Dufner 70 74 79, (a) Will Grimmer 73 72 78
224 Hideki Matsuyama(Jpn)75 70 79, Cameron Wilson75 73 76, Jimmy Walker 75 70 79, Mickey DeMorat 72 72 80
225 Calum Hill(Sco)75 69 81, Tyler Duncan77 67 81, Kevin Chappell 75 72 78
226 Ross Fisher(Eng)76 71 79, Rickie Fowler73 69 84, Tim Wilkinson (Nzl) 76 72 78
227 Phil Mickelson77 69 81, Patrick Rodgers72 72 83
228 Andrew Johnston(Eng)73 73 82, Byeong-Hun An(Kor)71 76 81