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Aiden McGeady recalls mystifying expletive-laden text from Unai Emery

Jermaine Jenas loses respect from his dog; Duncan Ferguson’s book should be interesting

Aiden McGeady. Photograph: Adam Davy/PA Wire

Over the course of his 20-year career, his current club Ayr United the ninth he has played for, Aiden McGeady has had no shortage of high profile managers, among them Unai Emery, the current Aston Villa manager, for a brief enough spell at Spartak Moscow. While McGeady spent three and a half years at the club, Emery lasted just six months, poor results leading to his sacking.

How did the pair get on? Seemingly fine, according to McGeady, who told the Open Goal podcast last week that the Spaniard would regularly ring him and share his frustrations about the running of the club.

But a whole two years after Emery left Moscow, McGeady received a “random” text message from his former gaffer, one that simply read “‘**** you’ – with exclamation marks”. He showed it to his Spartak team-mate Nicolás Pareja, who was flummoxed. “He went ‘what the **** is all that about, is he raging with you?’ I said no, but I don’t know. I just wrote back to him ‘**** you’, then he wrote back again ‘**** you’. And then that was it done.” Mystifying. Unless Emery had the wrong number.

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“I’ve let everyone down. Even my dog looked at me disappointed.”

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