A big thank you to Larry Ryan, editor of our very favourite website DangerHere.com, who emailed us a few more Tom Tyrell gems last week (for the uninitiated, Tom is Today FM's Premiership commentator). (1) "We are about as far away from the penalty box as the penalty box is from us." (2) "Owen runs like a rabbit chasing after . . . what do rabbits run after? They run after nothing. Well, running after other rabbits." (3) "Zavagno hesitated, had he continued his run as he started, rather than waiting, that would have been a great ball. In the end, he shot sliding down on one leg, a la Peter Beardsley, who used to slide in and hit the ball with the hip - or leg that he wasn't standing on - if you get my description".