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SoccerUnited sweating on Rooney injury ahead of pivotal return fixture against BayernBy Jamie Jackson
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IrelandMcGuinness yet to respond to state banquet invitationBy Dan Keenan, Mark Hennessy and Gerry Moriarty
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