One More Thing:Ryanair passengers are set for an eyeful with the launch of a charity 2008 calendar featuring some scantily-clad belles from Michael O'Leary's cabin crew.
As you might expect from Ryanair, some of the snaps are quite steamy. There's Nicola from Stansted in April sporting little more than a life jacket, and Magda in Charleroi in June wearing cowboy boots.
October's babe is bikini-clad Joanna in Dublin, pictured squeezing a sponge with gusto.
Never one to pass up an opportunity to poke fun at Aer Lingus, O'Leary gives us a sneak preview of his idea of what his rival's cabin crew calendar would be like.
It features a woman of advancing years called Bridget pouring tea. She is wearing a twee, all-in-one bathing suit decorated in shamrocks.
"They'll have me selling scratch cards next," says Bridget.
Only if Ryanair gets control of the airline, love.
The calendar goes on sale tomorrow on board Ryanair flights. It costs £5/€7 and the proceeds go to Angels Quest, which provides respite care for children with special needs.
