Went on me hollibops
To Fuerteventura,
Got to the airport
Got stopped by the cops.
My ma went pink in the face
She was scarlet,
Swear hun
She looked another race.
Got to the hotel
It was massive let me tell.
Felt a bit like Sia on the spot,
Chandeliers swinging the lot.
Me and my sister went to the pool
Have to say, we looked cool.
My brother had some cap on,
He actually looked like a major con
It was hot and sunny.
Let me tell you,
In that weather you wouldn’t
Want to be the Easter Bunny
Me and my family rented
These quad bikes.
I felt mad ripping up the road
Like my grandad on his trike.
By the time we had to go home
I made some good memories,
But I fell and ended up on my knees.
My foot was fractured,
I was put in a boot.
I couldn’t do anything on holidays then
So I learned how to play the flute.
I was bored out of my head
Sitting around,
Feeling dead.
I couldn’t wait to go home
And get into my own bed.
