How to write a rom-com

Are all those drab Oscar-bait movies getting you down? Do you yearn for a new romantic comedy? Then why not try our quiz and …

Are all those drab Oscar-bait movies getting you down? Do you yearn for a new romantic comedy? Then why not try our quiz and write your own

IN LEAP YEAR, the latest US romantic comedy to hit our screens, (starring Amy Adams and Matthew Goode) we meet another lonely yuppie woman, her stuffy boyfriend, a boorish other man and a wacky road trip. Could the formula be simpler? To find out just choose one answer from the questions below then check your score.

Despite being very attractive, Jennifer can’t find love because of:

afamily obligations

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bher demanding career

cher insistence on wearingtrouser suits

dall of the above

Jennifer’s loneliness will be portrayed by:

anot getting anything on Valentine's day

bwatching someone else getting married

ceating ice cream

dreading a book

Gerard is:

aa loveable slob

ba boorish slacker

ca charming rogue

da handsome chancer

Jennifer’s initial opinion of Gerard will be:

astrong dislike

bmild disdain

copen disgust

drepulsed bemusement

Jennifer’s other suitor will be:

aa lawyer

ba stockbroker

ca mysterious self-made millionaire

da nerd

Jennifer will be forced to spend time with Gerard because of:

aa work obligation relating to his expertise

ba misunderstanding about being engaged

ca transportation failure

da bet

Her best friend will be:

aa gay man

ba kooky girl who likes slam poetry

ca fat woman

da kooky fat gay man who likes slam poetry

Jennifer’s job will be:

aa book editor

ba magazine editor

ca TV producer

danother fairytale job

She will live in a:

alarge penthouse with visible brickwork

bvast loft with an old piano

chuge maisonette with antique furniture

dcute cottage with lots of throw pillows

In a public place, Jennifer will be seen in:

aan unflattering bridesmaid's dress

bface paint

ca skirt with an embarrassing hole in it

da costume that looks like a giant hot dog

Jennifer will find her love for Gerard blossom when she sees him:

awith his shirt off

btalking to his nephew

chelping an old lady cross the street

dreading the same book she is

Jennifer’s hectic lifestyle will be portrayed by:

adropping her coffee on her way into work

bmissing a taxi in rush hour

ccradling a phone to her ear while typing

deating dinner at her desk

In the climactic public scene, Gerard will be urged to “kiss her, you fool!” by:

aan ethnic old lady

ba Rastafarian

ca hitherto cynical relative

da talking dog

If you answered:

Mostly A

You are a modern person, probably played by someone relatively cool like Ashley Judd or Diane Lane. Despite being funny, your film will have a bittersweet title such as Lonely Hearts.

Mostly B

Well aren't you a go-getter! Your hard-working character will be played by someone uptight (but actually fun) such as Sandra Bullock, who will learn to love in All Work and No Play.

Mostly C

Approaching romantic farce now, which can only mean one thing: Jennifer Aniston (or, if on a budget, Kate Hudson) starring in Kiss her, you fool!

Mostly D

Cutesy time, so assemble Reese Witherspoon, Hugh Jackman, a mischievous cat, a cute kid and a serious misunderstanding for Four Play.