What would the universe do without Sean Penn? It seems that the angry actor got himself nominated as roving ambassador for Haiti earlier this year. Tonight Mr Penn will be the guest of honour at a fund-raising gala to support his J/P Haitian Relief Organization. The bash also honours Paul Haggis’s Artists for Peace and Justice and Petra Nemcova’s Happy Heart’s Fund. It all sounds rather wonderful. Giorgio Armani is to be master of ceremonies and music will be by the RAM band. Oh well. I suppose there are worse ways of spending your time.