It’s another one of those check-it’s-not-April-Fool moments. It has been reported that Status Quo, the late-Victorian boogie band, are working on an action film “in the vein of James Bond”. The gorgeously titled Bula Quo! will incorporate 12 songs from the durable band. It sounds most unlikely, but a director, former stunt co-ordinator Stuart St Paul, is on board, and the cast are apparently already on set in Fiji. Perhaps they flew there on a Paper Plane and are currently getting Down Down while Living on an Island. No? Well, Whatever you Want . . .