Why is there an earlobe in that jar of formaldehyde beside AILBHE MALONE's bed?

TRACK OF THE WEEK

Girls (Who Run the World)by Beyoncé. Alas, 'Yoncé's new single is not an ode to Sonia O'Sullivan. It's about ladies who are in charge. At the time of writing, the official version hasn't been released yet, so it's a bit rough around the edges. What is apparent, though, is that it samples Major Lazer's Pon de Floorand is more Ring the Alarmthan Irreplaceable. If the full version disappoints, you can always find solace in the world's best website: beyoncelookingatstuff.tumblr.com

Oh dear. It looks like Miley might be turning her back on the US for a while. Speaking about her upcoming South American tour, the anxious Can’t Be Tamed singer said,

“I just think right now America has gotten to a place where I don’t know if they want me to tour or not.” She added, “I’m kind of going to the places where I get the most love. I don’t want to go anywhere where I don’t feel completely comfortable with it.” If it’s comfort you’re looking for, Miley, we’ve a sofa bed with your name on it.

N-DUBZ WATCH

Poor Dappy got an earful last week, when a crazed fan bit him. "She leaned in for a hug, before going 'Raaaah!' and getting me in a scary headlock. Then she just bit into my ear. It hurt so much, man!" the behatted one told the Sun. "Then our security stepped in, put her in some mad lock and took her away. It does scare me, stuff like that, but that's what we set out to be with N-Dubz – that pandemonium."

It looks like Adele is a Tyler, the Creator fan. In an interview with Rolling Stone, the warbler mentioned how she posted Tyler's track Yonkers on her blog last month. She notes that the "song was kind of hilarious. I think it was supposed to be dark and serious, but I couldn't help laughing my ass off!" Could it be time for an updated version of Stan? Pop Corner thinks so.