In a move that should not in any way be confused with a publicity stunt, Pauly Shore, a comedian who exists to make Rob Schneider seem highbrow, is suing Sacha Baron Cohen for stealing one of his undeniably brilliant ideas.

Both Cohen's Brüno(about which you already know too much) and Shore's Adopted(don't worry, it'll never come here) focus on shallow celebrities adopting babies from Africa.

Hang on a mo. Shouldn’t Madonna and Angelina be suing Shore?