Aqua: "Barbie Girl" (Universal)

A supreme slice of cheese which out-hums even the mighty Whigfield, Barbie Girl is the big US hit which has Mattel Inc, the makers of Barbie and Ken, in a tizzy over its naughty bits. The Scandinavian group have hit the perfect wally beat, and this awful tune is set to dominate the dance-floor and do kinky things to it. I'll get me handbag.