Lisa Marie Presley is following her deceased dad and her kooky ex-hubby into showbiz, signing a deal with Java Records. Possible song titles: I Married A Wacko and Daddy Don't Eat That Burger.

Billie Myers, you know, the one who wants you to kiss the rain, plays Dublin's Red Box on July 11th. Lipstick and umbrellas optional.

Candy girl: as if her music is not sickly sweet enough, Celine Dion is putting her name to a new line of celebrity chocolates, according to a report in Billboard's online news.