The Cardigans' new video, My Favourite Game, in which the Swedish band crashes a car, has been banned by MTV UK because it might encourage teenage joyriding. Expect similar bans on Billie's videos, because they might encourage teenagers to jump around in the middle of the street, and Robbie Williams's new vid, because it might encourage teenagers to act like prats.

Womblewall: Noel Gallagher has blocked the release of a new album by The Wombles, entitled What's The Story? (Tobermory), just two years after stopping The Smurfs from covering Oasis songs. Perhaps the Teletubbies will have better luck with their version of Cigarettes & Alcohol.

K.C.