Who's clonin' Ronan? The ubiquitous Ronan Keating joined The Spice Girls, B*Witched, and his own backing group, Boyzone, when he co- presented the 77th Royal Variety Performance in London last Monday. The boy Keating is every- where these days, so it's no surprise to hear that he hopes to run for president one day. We always knew he'd eventually go up his own Aras.

Forget Geri Spice singing Happy Birthday to Prince Charles: 12-year-old prodigy Charlotte Church has landed the ultimate gig - singing for the Pope himself at the Vatican. The young soprano, whose album, Voice Of An Angel, is doing brisk business for Christmas, will serenade Il Papa with some sacred ditties. K.C.