And finally, every week, our favourite piece of estate agent's guff:

13 Lullymore Tce, Sally's Bridge - Fine period prop on banks of canal will be snapped up by one of the new communications elite and its elegant rooms restored and adapted to cyberspace.

Sherry FitzGerald should take a reality check on this terraced two-bedroom two-up two-down that needs refurbishment. The guide price is £145,000.