And, finally, our favourite piece of estate agent's guff:

Charming redbrick mid-terrace property - perfect choice for the visionary young mover/shaker. Needs a little updating - has courtyard (12'3" x 10') and large work-shed so lots of glass-tile potential.

Sherry FitzGerald advertisement for a terraced two-bedroom house in Ringsend that has a guide price of £155,000-plus.