And finally this week, our favourite piece of estate agent's guff:

Imagine lying on your back. Above you is a clear blue sky. As you gaze into the blue, the name Hamilton Osborne King floats gently into your mind. You feel peaceful, relaxed. And so you should. Because at Hamilton Osborne King, the sky . . . is our limit. So, to get the best price for your property . . . it's your move.

Hamilton Osborne King radio advertisement.