HOT
'A Very Murray Christmas' We haven't seen this yet, but it's written by Bill Murray, directed by Sophia Coppola and stars George Clooney and Amy Poehler. 'Nuff said
Skiing holidays It's fine, you can justify this, thanks to the abundance of low-cost ski wear available in supermarkets
Winter The biting cold actually makes wardrobe decisions a whole lot easier
Homemade soup from the microwave 5 tomatoes, 3 cloves of garlic, one onion, stock cube, salt, cover with cling film for 10 minutes. Ping. Trust us, it's delicious
December 13th The safe date if you're ordering presents online
The flip-phone comeback Watch this space. It's happening
AeroPress coffee Tasty, though by the time you've ground the beans and carried out the process, your craving might have passed
NOT
Advertising the role of receptionist . . . and specifying that a female would be preferred due to nature of the work. Did someone hijack your website for a laugh?
Newlyweds' Christmas diplomacy It's hard pretending you're happy to go to the in-laws when really, you just want to kick back at home in your onesie
Rocket on pizza If it's not eaten pronto, it's just damp and unpleasant
Glitter roots Fine for fashion shoots but can't help but imagine it just looks like dandruff on mere mortals
The glove shoe Thin, elasticated leather that sucks on to your foot. Another shoe trend we're definitely going to avoid
