What is hot and what is not
WHAT’S HOT
Oliver Carty dry-cured rashersDelicious. From some Supervalu stores, some Dunnes Stores and Superquinn
Eileen DunneShe looks so nice these days – is it the fringe?
Considerate cyclists"Your bag's about to fall off". Watching out for each other. Please watch out for us
Scala and the Kolacny BrothersRemember the choral version of Radiohead's Creep, from The Social Network – the work of Scala and the Kolacny Brothers. Catch them at Dublin's Olympia Theatre on May 18th and 19th
' Grandma's House'Back on BBC 2. Comedian Simon Amstell writes and stars in a strange TV gem.
Seat guru6A is the best spot on a plane, we're told. Yes, but it's getting to seat 6A that's the problem. Holiday crush is coming
Solange KnowlesBeyoncé's chicer sister; less beautiful – most humans are less beautiful than Beyoncé – but a much better dresser
Oil of OlayVoted top beauty product again after all these years
Bookish tote bag from Trinity CollegeCelebrating 300 years of The Long Room (ever been? Thought not). €9.95
WHAT’S COLD
Vanity Fair's May coverFemale actors who anchor globally successful TV series pictured together in a ridiculous bed as if naked. Julianna Margulies (The Good Wife) even has her leg on display, showgirl style. Tackeee
Leaving the tap running while you're brushing your teethNo, no, no
Demi Moore back on TwitterWhat a relief (not)
Map-wielding footpath warriorsWe understand that you don't know where you're going but please, move aside for those of us who do
Overpriced Kindle booksIf we can't touch it, we won't be paying €20 for it, thanks – aren't ebooks supposed to be good for everybody?
Hair dyeHighlights, lowlights, dip-dyes, ombré, pink hair . . . have you ever wondered why French women look so chic? It's time to go natural
