AngelinaThe goddess of compassion and mother of six has been remodelled without the Br in front of her name thanks to Andrew Morton's new Princess Diana-style biography. Brad who?
Loyal friendsChelsea Clinton's clan kept totally quiet about The Wedding. Discreet, or just terrified?
Grandad's jumperOversized Aran cable-knit jumpers in autumn collections at Louis Vuitton, Marc Jacobs, Tommy Hilfiger et al. Now aren't you sorry you gave away those heirloom sweaters? Get knitting
Get on your camelThe colour of the season – you'll look like a lady. Also hot this autumn are red, pale blue, olive, purple and metallic. Have we left anything out?
Good mannersSo much more shocking than acting like a skank
Bars embracing the summer spiritMcGrattan's on Dublin's Fitzwilliam Lane has a big outdoor space, fun music and two pool tables. Perfect for after-work summer drinks
OverchargingAt Powerscourt Estate, a family of one adult, one student and two children paid €25 merely to walk in the gardens (it would have been €32 for four adults), after spending €72 on four main courses, four desserts, two teas and a coffee. The toilets stank and terrace tables were uncleared. Unacceptable
Noisy neighboursMowing the lawn and power-washing the patio before 9am at weekends. Some of us like a little lie-in
Overly promptPR We have already received advertising for products for a certain seasonal celebration in the post. Have you no shame?
Bridal boudoir photographyThe only surprise on the wedding night is the bride not looking as good as she does in her pictures
Maternal guiltThe children of working mothers do not suffer as a result. It's official. So will the Bowlby attachment theory advocates please get off the stage?
