A guide to what's hot and what's not
What's hot
An Oscars puntBefore nominations are announced on Tuesday. Tip: Forest Whitaker for best actor.
Johnny Logan's McDonald's adBuy that man a burger.
The Beckhams' move to LAThey're out of our hair at last.
Banksy's free shopwww.banksy.co.uk/ shop. Learn to love graffitti
The Year of the Golden PigChinese couples have been busy trying to conceive children to be born in this auspicious year (starts February 18th), which falls only once every six centuries. Ladies and gentlemen, it's not too late.
What's cold
Creme Egg seasonToo much, too early.
Lookalike shampoo/conditioner bottlesWashing with conditioner + conditioning with shampoo = bad hair day.
Giggling radio presentersStop laughing at your jokes and get on with the show.
iPhone overkillSounds nice. Looks good. But we can't buy one, so give over.
Clergyman chicDonatella Versace can't have been thinking of Irish priests when she came up with her latest look