A guide to what's hot and what's not.
What's hot
www.thedailyshow.com Every episode of Jon Stewart's fake news show online. Take that, YouTube.
Fringe benefitsInstant hair update à la Kate Moss. Where she leads, we all follow.
Oyster shotsCheck out Beshoffs' new fish market and wine bar on Howth pier.
Louis Mulcahy saleGood excuse to head to Dingle. Be sure to visit Blasket Centre.
Strictly Come Dancing We're loving Alesha, Kelly, Penny and Gabby, OK?
Sale at Dunnes€150 bought three pairs of jeans, three hoodies and bike lights for a college genius. Mother acquired black Savida skirt with a kick for €40. Smart.
What's cold
Turning back the clocksAn extra hour in bed tomorrow is small beer in exchange for months in the dark. Book a holiday now.
Ban on bonfiresWe're missing the true smell of autumn, now illegal.
This season's common coldIt lasts a month. Go on, get a flu shot.
Celebrities Go Wild A strange way for Michelle de Bruin to make a comeback.
Unrestrained kids in carsSpot checks outside primary schools, please.
Tom CruiseAvoiding questions on Iraq at the Lions for Lambspremiere. As the movie is about the politics of war, you'd think he'd have an opinion.