What's hot, what's not

The best and the worst bits of this week

HOT

Breakfast roll man. He's back in the deli queue with hi-vis and helmet

Blossoms. Whitethorn, cherry, it's all cheering

Mindy Kaling. Already love The Mindy Project but watch her be great and funny in real-life too, on upworthy.com

Leon from 'Gogglebox'. Channel 4, Friday, 9pm . . . the voice of reason (with his feet up)

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Pedestrian collisions. Especially when caused by reading a book and not a phone

Falke nude tights. Do the job

Record Store Day. Yes, it's happening around the world today, see recordstore.ie

Below-the-knee skirts in icy blues and pinks. Team with plain white or grey tees for pure summer cool

Chocolate. Have lots of it tomorrow. You were good, weren't you?

NOT

Coachella Festival.

Ridiculousness: faux-hippy starlets duckfacing around pretending to listen to music and now claiming bindis as their own.

The icy chill of realising your passport is missing.

The night before the one flight in your life that you really weren’t meant to miss

It’s not as warm out as it looks

. Save the flip flops for the July heatwave, we know it will happen again, won’t it?

Healthy alternatives to Easter eggs

. What is the point? Absolutely no craic.

Allergies

. Not a dry eye in the house, pass the anti-histamine