Browsing the Net recently, Quidnunc came across this. Three characteristics that suggest Jesus was a) black: 1) he called everybody "brother"; 2) he liked Gospel; 3) he couldn't get a fair trial.
Three characteristic that suggest Jesus was b) Jewish: 1) he went into his father's business; 2) he lived at home until he was 33; 3) he was sure his mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.
Three characteristics that suggest Jesus was c) Californian: 1) he never cut his hair; 2) he walked around barefoot; 3) he started a new religion.