"I drink it when I am happy and when I am sad. Sometimes I drink it when I am alone. When I have company I consider it obligatory. I trifle with it if I'm not hungry and drink it if I am. Otherwise I never touch it - unless I'm thirsty." - Madame Lily Bollinger
"I always start the day with a glass of Piper, to give a little warmth to the body" - Marilyn Monroe (above)
"If the aunt of the vicar has never touched liquor, look out when she finds the champagne" - Rudyard Kipling
"In victory we deserve it, in defeat we need it" - Winston Churchill