AS ever, the Cannes market is awash with low-rent material, some of which is sure to end up in Iris Oigiuil, the Government publication which, among other items, lists the films and videos banned by the Irish censor Sheamus Smith. This year's offerings include Bikini Medical School, Naked And Nasty, Santa With Muscles and G-String Murders. Then there are Pterodactyl Woman From Beverly Hills, Zarkorr! The Invader, Kraa! The Sea Monster and Plump Fiction, which claims to be "from the producers who saw Pulp Fiction and Reservoir Dogs" and who are "the winner of the Palme D'Hors D'Oeuvre for best picture at the Canned Foods Festival."
Chacun a son gout!