What is it?Summerus Horribilis Hiberniae, aka the persistently damp Irish summer.
Why is it in the news?The sun stubbornly refuses to shine.
Most appealing characteristic:You're unlikely to get sunburned.
Least appealing characteristic:Most likely to cause waterlogging.
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Make sure to pack:Wellies, umbrella, oilskins, deep-sea diving suit.
Don't bother to pack:Suncream, micro bikini, picnic basket.
Don't say:"Ah, sure, at least it's good for the plants"
Do say:"Oh, well, maybe next year . . ."