Our hard-pressed accountants, who are both witnesses at and subjects of various tribunals and inquiries investigating financial goingson over the past 20 years, will no doubt rush to hear the author of Life in the Jungle when he addresses the annual conference of the Institute of Chartered Accountants on Wednesday. Britain's flamboyant former cabinet minister Michael Heseltine - aka Tarzan - is the after-dinner speaker in the O'Reilly Hall in UCD and while his subject is politics he knows a thing or two about accountancy too - he made his fortune before heading for parliament - and is renowned as one of the best and most dramatic speakers at Westminster. Two hundred will turn up to hear his wit and wisdom.