A history of Ireland in 100 questions

Riddle me this

Sir, – Further to Frank McNally’s “A history of Ireland in 100 questions” (An Irishman’s Diary, July 13th), “You’ll have a nice cup of tea?” – Yours, etc,

JOAN SHEFFIELD ,

Dalkey ,

Co Dublin.

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Sir, – " Are ye readin’ that paper yer sittin’ on?” – Yours, etc,

PAT QUINN,

Inchicore,

Dublin 8.

Sir, – Surely Dinny from Glenroe should have made the list with his immortal question, “Is there anything stirring?” – Yours, etc,

JOHN COTTER,

Ferrybank,

Co Waterford.

Sir, – “Am I walking into eternity along Sandymount Strand?”

“The stars . . . What are the stars?”

“Are You Somebody?”

“Is this a record?” – Yours, etc,

EAMONN DUNNE,

Dún Laoghaire,

Co Dublin.

Sir, – “Will Galway bate Mayo?” – Yours, etc,

JOHN McDWYER,

Carrick-on-Shannon,

Co Leitrim.

Sir, – “Did you get the vaccine?” – Yours, etc,

MICHAEL C O’CONNOR,

Waterford.

Sir, – Two weeks from now I’m planning to harvest my full crop of potatoes. Then I will be able to answer, in the affirmative, the inevitable question, “Have you them all dug?” – Yours, etc,

MATTIE LENNON,

Blessington,

Co Wicklow.

Sir, – Frank must have been feeling the heat yesterday but he forgot to ask, “Where’s me jumper?” – Yours, etc,

DAVID WALSH,

Athboy,

Co Meath.