Madam, – The newly launched Cork to Midleton has already received some comparison to Dublin’s Dart service. It it therefore appropriate that it should receive its own acronym – the Cork Area Rapid Transit system, or Cart.
Cork and Midleton residents can now proudly announce that they are taking the Cart to work or shopping. The lower horsepower requirements of the Cart will enable commuters to save on transport costs and contribute to a cleaner environment.
The people of Cork are to be congratulated on the 19th – sorry – 21st century upgrading of their transport system with the introduction of Cart. It’s the only way to go boy! – Yours, etc,