Sir, - The other day I ran all the way along the promenade from Sutton to Fairview without even stopping. On my travels I counted 325 dog turds as I dodged them every few yards. Since it had rained recently, many of these specimens were quite splotchy, making it that bit more of a challenge to avoid them. Anyway, the point is: is this a record? - Yours, etc.,
Carrickbrack Heath, Dublin 13.