Sir, - I thought I would write a letter about the recent shenanigans in Eastenders, but unfortunately, wouldn't you know it, begorrah, my alcoholic dad has just arrived on his donkey and we're off down to the Leprechaun and Shillelagh for 20 pints of Guinness and a fight with the parish priest. Cliche, cliche, cliche. . . - Yours, etc.,
Twickenham, London TW1 1ES.