History of Ireland in 100 Excuses

Sir, – 343. But we live on a hillside, I didn’t think we needed a septic tank. – Yours, etc,

Sir, – 343. But we live on a hillside, I didn’t think we needed a septic tank. – Yours, etc,

NIALL H BRACKEN,

Viewmount Park, Waterford.

Sir, – 344. I had to drive, Guard, I was too drunk to walk. – Yours, etc,

CHARLES K CONDON,

Greenlodge, Douglas, Cork.

Sir, – 345. Your honour, my client was drinking out of a wet glass. – Yours, etc,

DAMIAN MCKENNA,

Millbrook,

Greystones,

Co Wicklow.

Sir, – 346. Pyrites? Sure that’s what they’re all using. 347. There’s nothing to worry about, it’s only a bit of subsidence. – Yours, etc,

KEN WALSH,

Abbeyside,

Dungarvan,

Co Waterford.