Sir, - Apropos the Government's disaster plan for a nuclear strike on Drumcondra, Montenotte and Mutton Island - there is no problem. All the natives need to do is heigh on a donkey to Dollymount, Spiddall or Bishopstown and shnag (as the late Myles na Gopaleen would have it), a forkful or two of kelp. Washed, boiled and spiked with a few onions, who needs iodine tablets? Begorrah! - Is mise le meas agus go neiri an b≤thar leat! -
Eamon Sweeney, Dartry, Dublin 6.