Madam, - I'm hoping that readers may be able to point me in the direction of the "Bus Lane Driving Club".
This is the club that has full permission to use bus lanes - so long, that is, as they keep their indicator on for a turning they never make and drive at breakneck speed. I feel that I too might enjoy some of their activities - such as randomly pulling out in front of other drivers or not letting other drivers into the lane when it stops being a bus lane. And let's not forget breaking the red light while using a mobile phone (this one takes real skill). All of these activities can be witnessed every day on the Long Mile Road, though I am sure there are many other venues for club activities.
If you know where one can join this prestigious organisation, please let me know. Alternatively, wouldn't it be nice to see the Garda out giving the boys and girls of the club some pointers?
- Yours, etc,
RICHIE NOLAN, Greenville Terrace, Dublin 8.