Naming rights and addresses

Sir, – To the droll list, might we add a convention of asses in Bray, a Dolly the Sheep symposium in Clones, a forum on Dáil…

Sir, – To the droll list, might we add a convention of asses in Bray, a Dolly the Sheep symposium in Clones, a forum on Dáil suspensions in Recess, a “cute hoor” shindig in Strokestown, a bondholders’ hooley in Prosperous and an esoteric colloquium on the significance of the palindrome in everyday discourse in Navan (sponsored by Aviva)? – Yours, etc,

PAUL DELANEY,

Beacon Hill,

Dalkey, Co Dublin.

Sir, – The donkey sanctuary could be relocated to Bray, Co Wicklow; the HSE could move to Hospital, Co Limerick; and the association of security firms could transfer to Pass-If-You-Can, Co Westmeath. The real challenge is deciding who or what could decentralise to Fox and Geese in Co Dublin. – Yours, etc,

JOHN McHUGH,

Fingal Place,

Prussia Street, Dublin 7.